My Top 10 Favorite Ideas for Chicken Oponents

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What if Ernie the Chicken (Family Guy) fought more than just Peter Griffin? What if there were others who fought against him while accidentally destroying different locations?

1. Professor Oak (Nintendo's Pokemon franchise) ~ Oak was just recently chatting with master wannabe, Ash, who sent over a new Pokemon. Oak opened the Pokeball to examine the species, but it was revealed to be Ernie the Chicken! The two threw balls and random pedestrians (and even Team Rocket) at each other while destroying Pallet Town, Veridian City, the St. Anne, and finally, the Orange Island Colosseum, where Oak put an end to the Orange Island League AND the Chicken...or NOT!

2. Rocket Racoon (Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy) ~ Inside the pub of Knowhere, Rocket had gotten into an argument with someone in a hood. He pulled out his gun and shot through the hood, tearing it in half and revealing his next problem, Ernie the Chicken! He and the Chicken battered & bruised one another with construction pods, random things from the Collector's collection, and when they crashed into Ronan's ship, the Racoon escaped while leaving Ronan and the Chicken to explode...and yet...one survivor remains!

3. Edward Elric (Square-Enix's Fullmetal Alchemist franchise) ~ Edward found himself in front of the Gate of Truth, talking to Truth, until suddenly a certain giant chicken burst through the gate with the intention of whooping the next ass he sees! Ernie tackles Ed through the opposing gate, and the two return to Ed's world, where they tore through Central Command, Father and Dante's underground hideouts and Central City itself until Ed drowned the Chicken in the fountain...or did he?

4. George Washington (Nickelodeon's Fairly Odd Parents) ~ Thanksgiving arrives, yet no turkeys were there to feast on! George Washington only sees a giant chicken, who seems to desire Thanksgiving's end! With axe's in their hands, they dualed one another through historical Washington DC until Timmy wished for some history lesson, but the magic he used to arrive in history teleported Washington and the Chicken into the future, where in Timmy's neighborhood AND Dug Dimmadome's ice rink, the two fought relentlessly until Washington went 'wood crazy' and chopped down an ice setting for a play over the Chicken! Washington emerges the victor, yet the chicken lives!

5. A tie between Sonic & Sally (SEGA's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) ~ Sonic/Sally stroll through Knothole Village until one of Robotnik's deadliest assassins, THE CHICKEN, pops out of nowhere and attacks! Sonic/Sally push Sonic/Sally out of the way while engaging the Chicken through Knothole Village, Robotropolis, Knuckles' Floating Island while Ken Penders laughs about killing his race, and finally, a Special Zone, where the Chicken was abandoned in the zone forever until he could find a Chaos Emerald. As Sonic/Sally walk away, the victory seemed decided...until a feathered hand with a Chaos Emerald pops out!

6. A tie between Rocksteady & Bebop (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise) ~ Bebop/Rocksteady were hanging out with their buddy while Shredder talks to them, but just then, Ernie the Chicken falls on top of Shredder and sees his next target! The Chicken immediately swats Bebop/Rocksteady away while dealing with Bebop/Rocksteady through the Shredder's Lair, beneath the sewers (unaware that the Turtles were nearby), and the Kraang's newest hideout! It was there that the Chicken attempted to push his opponent into what he thought was acid, but Bebop/Rocksteady had the upper hand and kicked him in to melt...as the victor left, a disturbing looking hand came out of the acid, revealed to be MUTAGEN!

7. Disney's Donald Duck ~ Donald and his nephews were visiting Scrooge for a treasure hunt on the moon when suddenly, Ernie was found in the office instead! Donald went ballistic and fought the Chicken through Duckberg, St. Canard, and finally, the set of Kingdom Hearts III, where he used old-guy Xehanort's Keyblade to kill the Chicken (offscreen of course). Donald notices Uncle Scrooge eating a hamburger and rushes to greet him, never dreaming that his fateful encounter with the chicken...WON'T be the last!

8. Jack from Jack in the Box ~ Jack is discussing a new Chicken Burger with his newest intern, but when the chair turned, Jack was in for a surprise as Ernie was there, wanting revenge! Jack ripped his sleeves off and put up his dukes while engaging the Chicken through McDonald's, Burger King, and finally, KFC, where Colonel Sanders became the Chicken's new target, giving Jack the chance to push them both into an oven! Jack left the building while the fried bodies of Sanders and the Chicken, breaded and battered, were served in a kid's meal...suddenly, the Chicken burst out of the breading, eager for round 2!

9. Natsu Dragneel (Fairy Tail) ~ Natsu was hopping around while talking about some new mission for hundreds of dollars, when the next mage in Fairy Tail came in, it was only Lucy's new boyfriend...ERNIE! Ernie the Chicken took Lucy's longest key and tried to stab Natsu, who then kicked him away and accidentally thrashed the guild's base, the town it was in, and finally, the Colosseum, where the two unleashed all the magic they could muster until Natsu simply bashed his head into the ground! Natsu was satisfied with the fight and walked away, wishing the Chicken had more to show...but without anyone even noticing, the Chicken opens his eyes, vowing vengeance!

10. J Reaper (Digimon - Season 3) ~ Takato and Guilmon were at the mercy of the J Reaper, until Takato decides to biomerge once again, yet Guilmon warned him something was wrong, not heeding Guilmon's warning, Takato Digivolved into what he thought would save the world, instead, it was a giant chicken with a helmet! Ernie stabbed J Reaper and the two fought through the masses of Red Liquid while skipping a few episodes where J Reaper changes into her second form, then her final form! The J Reaper forced her hand onto the chicken and deleted him, but not before Takato became Gallantmon and stabbed her, finishing her off! Takato then took Jeri out of the D Reaper and walked away, thinking it was over...suddenly, the Chicken and what was left of the D Reaper came together into a vengeful chicken!

Well, what did you think and which one was your favorite?

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