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My Top 10 Favorite Funny Quotes

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Here's a list of my favorite Funny Quotes, these know how to bring out the laughter hiding in me. Reasons are because of the tone of voice used for the quotes AND sometimes the movements used with the quotes.

1. "-INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!!!" ~ 3rd Rock From The Sun's Harry Solomon

When we least expect it, the most unexpected lisper, Harry Solomon, stutters in a funny way and suddenly looks like a weird antennae while just spouting out whatever the Big Giant Head's office clerk is saying.

2. "HOLY CRAP! You're a Zombie!" ~ Red Forman from That 70's Show

On an episode where Red had just learned that Stacy, a new worker in his store has a weird crush on him, he tries his hardest to avoid contact with her. This leads him to have a nightmare while watching "Night of the Living Dead", where Stacy is a zombie! He dramatically points out the obvious and just screams for help.

3. "Oh I'm sorry, I thought he was YOU!" ~ Will Sasso as Steven Seagal in MadTV

Will Sasso cracked me up as Steven Seagal, and this short took the cake as he just attacks people for not being like him and voting for Joe Lieberman.

4. "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I will CATCH it." ~ Drax The Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Seeing this ape try and get a hold of the meaning of metaphors was pretty funny, especially when he disliked being called a "Thesaurus". lol

5. "SURPRISE!" ~ DER-ICK-ZOO-LAN-DER from Zoolander

This was scary as Hell, I was on the edge of my seat when I first saw Zoolander just pop his eyes open from the coal wall and jump out as his dad with a BIG smile!

6. "YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!" ~ Pizza Minion of Pizza Face from Nickelodeon's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)

Most of us have seen how interrogations work in cop movies and Batman, but in a show like Ninja Turtles, I'm glad they stayed true to the feel of it! Michelangelo captures one of the Pizza Minions who took control of his family and the rest of New York and just CHEWS HIM OUT!! He scares the pizza with weird acts of torture (slaps and pepperoni pulling) and even threatens the minion with a "HOT-STINKY-OVEN", get the picture?

7. "DON'T YOU GET IT?!!! YOU SEE THE HAT?!!! I AM MISSES NESBIT (laugh)!!!" ~ Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story

How often do you see an a toy go on a drunken/depressed rant about being someone else and NOT a toy? THAT is comedy gold right there folks.

8. "Is this true? Is baby gonna cry? Wike a widow baby cwy, heh?" ~ Peter White/The White Oracle from The Venture Bros.

Dean's mind shuts down for one point in his life and makes him go through some goofy fantasy reality where he's some Luke Skywalker-like hero who is destined to save the world. I kinda wished that someone would be realistic and just stop him right there, then bring out the inner wimp inside of Dean. Pte White did that perfectly and just talks to him like a baby, and almost gets him to cry.

9. "-WELL-AT-LEAST-MY-CAT'S-NOT-STUCK-IN-A-TREE!!!" ~ Yamato "Matt" Ishida from Digimon Adventure

The Digidestined (goofy name for goofy kids) try to hitch a ride, and after Tai makes a chestnut-headed move and screams "his cat's stuck in a tree", Matt mocks him, so Tai demands Matt to try and do better at getting them a ride. In the dub of course, Matt's shy about it, and didn't want to make a bone-head move like Tai, so he failed in getting a ride. Tai felt satisfied, knowing Matt couldn't do it anymore than him, but Matt points out he's not as hair-brained as his friend.

10. "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT!" ~ Stan Smith form American Dad!

This show's my favorite because of how unpredictable and unreal the family is, especially when dealing with bullies! When Stan gets annoyed by how flimsy and lame his son, Steve is, he decides the boy needs to toughen up by standing up to a bully, but to Steve's surprise, Stan elected (and dressed) himself as said bully! This was by far one of the funniest things to see, I mean, sure, Stan pulls off the role of a bully perfectly, but his insult...there was something off about it...

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Bambom08's avatar

You forgot "Why don't you stick to your books, school boy."